Thursday, October 6, 2011

One Republican's Idea For Creating Jobs

It is, and I shit you not: Bring back dwarf-tossing.

Indeed. The Leave No Dwarf Untossed Act. That'll cure the nation's unemployment problem, all right.

In other news, comedians across the country are mourning that Sarah Palin has decided to quit early and not to run for the Presidency. Probably because it would take too much of her time to read all of the newspapers every day.

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2 comments:

  1. Nangleator10/06/2011 1:39 PM

    I'd pay all I was worth to see Republican politicians tossed, in a similar fashion. Sure, with their heroic statures it would require the use of mechanical devices, but I'm sure calibration mistakes that turn them into gory smears on the back wall would hardly ever happen. And, of course, they'd never allow regulation to interfere with my enjoyment of this new sport!

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  2. Comrade Misfit10/06/2011 3:28 PM

    I doubt that you'd never run out of volunteers to help operate the trebuchet.

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