Saturday, August 27, 2011

Thoughts For the Day

Everybody who ever cast Katherine Heigl in a movie in a role, other than as "dead body", should be tied to stakes on top of floats during the next Rose Bowl Parade and flogged down the entire route of the parade.

Whoever came up with the idea for the TV show "Karaoke Battle USA" should be dropped into a vat of concentrated caustic soda.

5 comments:

  1. Ouch!

    (Not guilty. Just empathetic.)

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  2. Heigl flaws are largely disguised when wielding a penis.

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  3. What are you talking about? Katherine Heigl can play "stripper #1" and "bikini girl #3" and "woman in lingerie"... anything without dialog. She's got much more range than just "dead body."

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  4. Just to be clear, it isn't Heigl doing the wielding, is it? I have no idea who that is. Bad acting is not attractive no matter the gender.

    TV is more of a wasteland than ever. But from a cable show, "Breaking Bad", taught me Hydrofluoric acid is what you want. But not alive. Ick.

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