Friday, June 24, 2011

Rebranding "The Fuzzy Chicken of Jihad"

Bin Ladin apparently concluded that al Qaeda had an image problem, what with a long track record of committing atrocities upon other Muslims.

So, taking a page from the book of Blackwater, which changed their name to Hello Kitty Protective Services Xe, bin Ladin was exploring new names for al Qaeda.

Maybe we can come up with suggestions?

How about "Murderous Goons for Allah"? Heck, Blackwater Xe could just change the last word to "Christ" and use it as well. They could design a common logo, as well.

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