Sunday, June 5, 2011

The Dastardly and Despicable Desperados of Danville

They have not escaped the keen eye of Johnny Law, nosiree! Those evil criminals have been stopped!

The public can sleep at night, knowing that there will be no more mouse racing in Danville, Iowa.
Sheriffs are fighting their way through the seedy underbelly of Danville, Iowa, taking aim at unregulated gambling in its most adorable form -- mouse racing. Officers raided the Bucktail Lodge last week in search of code violations and shut down the popular races. ... For now, the races are on hold, but the mice racers said they will be in court to fight for the right to their rodent-race night. They said the incident makes it clear that the local police have little to do.
I'd put money down on a bet that the doughnut shops were closed for the night when the raid took place.
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2 comments:

  1. bearsense6/05/2011 11:42 AM

    For a second there, I thought you were channeling the Onion .........

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  2. Nangleator6/05/2011 11:45 AM

    Arrested for the crime of not having enough wealthy backers... a fate that potentially awaits us all.

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