Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Telephone Proximity Switch?

Is there a proximity switch that is wired into the telephone system that is activated whenever one is either taking a shower or is on the toilet, a switch that notifies the telephone system that Now Is a Good Time to Call?

3 comments:

  1. There is also one in the doorbell, that activates when UPS or FedEx is delivering an important package you are expecting.

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  2. You could call it the "Murphy's Law Switch"....Allan

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  3. And don't forget the mechanism in your boss's office that causes him to come to your cubicle and demand that you immediately come with him to resolve his problem exactly as you are preparing to go to the restroom to relieve your bladder... bosses have remote bladder measurement telemetry, apparently.

    - Badtux the Helpful Penguin

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