Thursday, December 9, 2010

Fair Warning: If You Get into an Accident in New York City...

... the Fire Department will send you a bill.

Don't call them, then. And if they show up anyway, argue "no privity of contract" and see what they do.

2 comments:

  1. The rich mayor of New York is not only charging people to get rescued by the fire department. One of his departments is also doing an "experiment" to see if people pulled from public assistance will end up homeless.

    A human experiment worthy of Dr. Mengele. Eh, Mayor Bloomberg?

    Yours crankily,
    The New York Crank

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  2. See, I think fire departments that pull that shit should, upon billing their customers, reimburse those customers for every penny of tax money ever paid into their local government. They have declared they are not a public service, but a business.

    If we let this continue, only the plutocrats will be able to afford to dial 911, and the rest of us will be sued after every shanty-town-wide firestorm. For negligence.

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