MEMORANDUM
From: Staff
To: The Cats
Here at Misfit Central, we strive to provide you with adequate amounts of food at the usual times. It has come to our attention that, from time to time, you exhibit displeasure at the menu selection(s).
Please note that there will be no substitutions. If an item on the buffet is not to your liking, you are free to not eat it. Sitting by the food and glaring at the waitress will not result in an additional choice. Nor will purr-bombing, yowling or gravity-testing items on the counters likewise result in more food.
We appreciate your diligent work to date in ensuring that the premises continue to remain free from infestations of kangaroos, giraffes and Martians.
But you're still not going to get more food.
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