Friday, March 19, 2010

Headlines

From the Ironic Times:
Supreme Court Upholds “Under God” in Pledge of Allegiance
Drops “with liberty and justice for all.”

GERMAN CHURCH ABUSE CASE CLOSING IN ON POPE

Tells crowd in St. Peter's Square, “Ego mos nunquam capimini dum ego sum victus” (“They'll never take me alive!”)

Conservatives on Texas School Board Approve New History Curriculum
Lone Star State third graders will soon learn about American heroes Father Coughlin, Joe McCarthy and present-day heroine Ann Coulter.

Limbaugh: If Health Reform Passes "I'll Move to Costa Rica"
Where he can be treated for an occasional OxyContin overdose by their highly regarded government-run health system.

2 comments:

  1. GERMAN CHURCH ABUSE CASE CLOSING IN ON POPE

    What happened to
    "I vas only phallowing orders" ?

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  2. The Onion Has The Latest:

    http://tinyurl.com/ydl4xs8

    ReplyDelete

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