Sunday, February 7, 2010
Spotting the Species Boobus Asshatus
They are a delicate, self-important and overblown species whose members cannot readily tolerate being outdoors or having to take more than a dozen steps to their fucking SUVs.
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But they're important. They need to park that close!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, the grannie parked in a handicap space has to weave in/through/around these assholes.
I like the ones who buy a load of gardening stuff and have it delivered so they don't get their Range Rover dirty...
ReplyDeleteCP, exactly right. The handicapped spaces are in the parking lot across the driveway. Sometimes those worthless sacks of self-important sputum park right in front of the door.
ReplyDeleteThis morning, I drove to the convenience store/gas station to get a paper. There was a Caddy which had been parked right out front by some asshat and, to add insult to the offense, the car was six feet away from the curb.
In a just world, it would be considered to be justifiable to beat such people with a tire iron.
Thus, my time spent playing 'Car Wars' during my youth is paid off by imagining what protection they may have, and what armament I'd have added to my car to counter it, and quickly remove them from play...
ReplyDeleteToo bad we are now responsible adults and can't get away with keying the word "asshole" into asshole's cars. Siiigh!
ReplyDelete- Badtux the Hooligan Penguin
Yes, but a shopping cart could sort of accidentally slam into their SUVs...
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