Thursday, February 18, 2010

Mall Ninjas, Warm Up Your Credit Cards!

And call now to order a bayonet for your pistol!

This was tried back in the pre-Civil War era.

The feeling then seemed to be that a cutlass-pistol was both an unwieldy handgun and a poor knife. That no reasonable military or police force has since felt a need to affix an edged blade to a handgun is not because they were unfamiliar with the idea, but because the concept is, well, retarded.

As are the mall-ninjas who are buying them.

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