Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Alert Continental Gate Agent Prevents Possible Terrorist Attack

Or would have, if one regards Joan Rivers as a terrorist threat.

The current rendition of Security Theater is blaring away at full volume.

I feel safer already, don't you?

3 comments:

  1. It wasn't the names, actually - it was the fact that her passport photo looks like Marilyn Monroe, and she looks like, well... Keith Moon.

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  2. Well, if silicon was explosive....

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  3. Their concern, in reality, was that her makeup could fly off in a patch of turbulence and injure or kill another passenger.

    So maybe she IS a terrorist. I'm terrified of her. ;)

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