Wednesday, May 27, 2009

What a Terrific Way to Swindle People!

The Reincarnation Bank.
Scriptures throughout the ages predict man's reincarnation and rebirth. During the transition period to your next life, 2i Limited is offering safe keeping for any asset you wish to deposit.
As noted by Ten Bears, there doesn't seem to be any way to withdraw money from the bank. Good luck trying to prove that you were somebody else in a past life and getting your money from them. I suppose there are probably enough idiots out there to make setting up a website, a post office box and a wire transfer account worth the effort.

Hopefully, there guys will soon be inhabiting a room with a door made of steel bars.

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