Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Don't Let the Screen Door Hit You in the Ass, Rick

..answering news reporters' questions, [Texas Governor Rick] Perry suggested Texans might at some point get so fed up they would want to secede from the union, though he said he sees no reason why Texas should do that.

"There's a lot of different scenarios," Perry said. "We've got a great union. There's absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that. But Texas is a very unique place, and we're a pretty independent lot to boot."
Please do. Oh, please, please, please do. We can string barbed wire around the Texas border with New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas and Louisiana. Hell, we can build the wall that the foaming-mouthed Republicans want to keep out illegal immigrants from Texas.

If Texas were to secede, does that mean that none of the Bushies would be eligible to run for office?

2 comments:

  1. Whoa.
    As a Texan, allow me to apologize for our closeted gay Governor Perry.
    You see, he's facing a reelection battle with Sen. Hutchison, a more moderate Republican wingnut, so he was pandering to the extreme right.
    You know, the guys with Truck Nutz hanging off their trailer hitches.
    Texas isn't just a bunch of redneck lunatics- we are the home to Molly Ivins, Jim Hightower, Ann Richards, Willie Nelson, Sandra Bullock, The Dixie Chicks, Lyle Lovett, Matthew McConnahay, Los Lonely Boys, Dan Rather, etc. etc.
    Bush was born in CT and educated in New England.
    Those carpetbagging Bush's just came here to loot and pillage our treasure.
    If you want to barb wire a state, try Arizona. It's the anus of the universe.

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  2. Yeah. What she said.

    http://muledungandash.blogspot.com/

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