Sunday, January 25, 2009

Why I Am Not Running the Country

The party of Hoover does not like President Obama's stimulus plan. They want more tax cuts for the rich included.

This is what I would say to the party of Hoover: "We tried it your way. It didn't work. Your plan of `tax cuts for the rich and huge defense spending' grew the Federal deficit from one trillion dollars in 1980 to over ten trillion dollars today.

"More than that, if your ideas were so good, then why did you lose 14 Senate seats over two elections? You went from 232 seats in the House for the 109th Congress to 198 seats for the 110th Congress and now you have 178 seats.

"Your old ideas are failures. Either come back with new ones or just STFU and get out of the way."

Which is why I'd never be president.

4 comments:

  1. Yeah, diplomacy in that situation would be beyond my abilities.

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  2. Not to mention the risk you might have of spraying them with your new Mosin.

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  3. You don't "spray" with a Mosin, Karen. It's a bolt-action rifle that holds five rounds.

    Aimed fire. :)

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  4. Direct that "aimed fire" at their crotches, so they can't breed more Young Republicans. You'll have to aim sharp, though. Small targets and all...

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