Friday, January 16, 2009

If You Get Sick From Eating This Cheese, Please Excuse Me For Laughing At You As You Writhe in Agony

Cranky Prof has the details. Basically, the cheese is fermented buy allowing maggots to semi-digest it and then the discriminating diner eats it, maggots and all. The maggots, being less than amused by that chain of events, may then try to burrow out of the diners' intestines.

If you eat this stuff and you do get ill, make sure they put that fact on your tombstone so that people can laugh at you for the next few centuries.

4 comments:

  1. "The maggots, being less than amused by that chain of events, may then try to burrow out of the diners' intestines."
    Nahhhhh, maggots eat necrotic tissue, not healthy tissue, which is why they were and sometimes, still are used to treat festering chronic wounds.
    Gug

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  2. Makes Kopi Luwak coffee look pretty good...

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  3. Did you read about these particular maggots, Gug?

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  4. That's fucking narshty!!!!

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