Sunday, January 4, 2009

Give Poor Gonzo a Job

Wal-Mart's benefited greatly from the anti-labor policies of the Bush Administration. I think it's time they stepped up and returned the favor by hiring Alberto Gonzales to greet their customers.
The Wal-Mart in Wasilla, Alaska would be a great place for him to work. He can help all of the local meth-cookers buy their pseudoephedrine. Gonzo has a proven track record in being able to say "I know nothing, I see nothing and I say nothing."

(H/T to Maru)

4 comments:

  1. As far as I am concerned the treasonous piece of shit has permanent employment waiting for him with three hots and a cot for the rest of his life, stamping license plates.

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  2. Agreed, but until he gets the reward he has so richly earned, Wasilla's a good place for him and frankly, they deserve him, too.

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  3. I don't think Gonzo is qualified to be a Wal-mart greeter. You have to be friendly to do that. Gonzo is just slimy.

    - Badtux the Slime-observin' Penguin

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  4. I don't know about that, BadTux, some of the greeters in the Wal-Marts I've been in around this area have all of the congeniality of the offspring of an IRS auditor and a meter maid.

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