Sunday, December 28, 2008

If I Had Known About This, I Would Have Moved Years Ago

to a place with a yard and a suitable backstop.

Fixer has a great idea
. All you have to do, see, is buy one of these:

set it up out back and, when the mood strikes you, you can plink away at a likeness of the Tsar of the Baboons with a .22. I'd go for an air rifle; less noise and the target will last longer. On the other hand, there might be some fun in seeing how fast you can rip off a clip of rounds from a Ruger 10/22.

But now, not so much. In 23 days, Chimpy will go back to Texas to spend the rest of his life dodging arrest warrants from other nations. The horrid policies that this unrepentant jackass has inflicted upon us will continue to resonate through this country and the world for decades to come. We will always be a nation that tortured prisoners, sometimes to death, and we will never be able to escape that, at least in the lifetimes of anyone who read this blog entry on the day it was posted.

Soon that semi-literate moron will not be able to inflict any more damage to this country and to the planet. Not soon enough, though.

8 comments:

  1. My nephew has a nice paintball gun! Oooh...I love this idea..thanks E.B. ;)

    A .22 would work well too.

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  2. That looks like bronze...ricochet hazard?

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  3. Probably, which is why a paintball gun might be the best choice.

    Dagnabit.

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  4. A paintball gun is a great idea and the paints are biodegradable. And when you need to clean the paint off to start over again, just piss on his face. After all, Bush pissed on our freedoms and pissed away our Treasury.

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  5. I like all your cats. My blogger name is Cats r Flyfishn. My avatar didn't move over here with my comment.

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  6. The bronze finish did influence my decision on weaponry. ;p

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  7. ... ricochet hazard?

    Good, the neighbors'll keep their heads down. Heh ...

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  8. PFC, that's probably because of the difference between blogger and wordpress.

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