Jay Leno on the bailouts:
"It looks like the government is going to bail out CitiGroup, yet they    don't want to bail out the auto companies. See, I don't think this is    fair. I mean, blue collar guys who make our cars, they don't get the    bailout. But the white collar guys on Wall Street, they get the bailout.    You know what I think we should do? I think they should work together. I    think the guys in Detroit should keep making the cars, and the guys on    Wall Street should be making the license plates. "
And this:
"U.N. officials said today they desperately need $7 billion to help    people cope with disasters, but they're having a hard time getting    people to send rescue money. Here's what the UN should do: Invest in bad    mortgages, run a bank into the ground, give yourself a bonus, get some    spa treatments and, in no time, the government will send you $750    billion."
Y'see? THAT is ZACKLY what I was thinkin' when I started my new bank!
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