Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Justification for Divorce or Maybe Homicide?

A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the ticket for president and vice president.

If I were sitting on the jury after his wife shoots him, I'd vote to acquit under the "Toyota Defense," to give her a commemorative medal and to posthumously give him the Darwin Award.

(Toyota Defense = "He asked for it,he got it.")

(H/T to Balloon Juice)
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2 comments:

  1. Fixer10/14/2008 6:31 PM

    Mrs. F woulda killed me.

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  2. montag10/14/2008 7:47 PM

    Being a peaceable sort, i would go with divorce, but I suspect she would still have to shoot him to stop the stalking.

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