Saturday, September 13, 2008

You're Better Off Burning Your Money

It would be more entertaining than seeing "Burn After Reading."

Critics called it "funny" and "goofy" and a "lark." I'll call it "90 minutes that you will mourn losing for no goddamn good reason." It was one of the dumbest, most incoherent movies I have ever had the misfortune to see. 2/3rds of the way through the movie, the film broke. The theater management gave rain checks to anyone who would rather not wait for the film to be re-spliced and 90% of the audience was smart enough to grab them and run.

I and my friend stayed and the rest of the movie wasn't any better. (They gave out rainchecks to us, too, so it wasn't a total loss.)

The movie made as much sense as a John McCain campaign speech. Wait for it to come out on cable.

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