Monday, September 1, 2008

Dave Barry is On the Job, Again

He's at the GOP convention:

"So far this feels like a funeral, only not as much fun."

I like his take on the GOP's campaign slogan: "What, YOU Never Made a Mistake?"

This was from the Democratic convention:

"I've been to every convention since 1984, and I have to say that Democratic delegates always manage to look good when they engage in group ``rock-n-roll''-style dancing, in stark contrast to Republican delegates, who always look like they're subjects in some kind of cruel mass experiment involving random-firing high-voltage buttock probes."

1 comment:

  1. I ave always enjoyed DB, good writer, and surprisingly does not run out of things to say. Oh, th agony of choices...

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