Thursday, August 21, 2008

When Maps Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Maps

Yes, folks, the Denver Police are focusing in on those tools of terrorists everywhere: Maps. After all, only terrorists need maps, because honest folks know where they are going.

Somebody tell Garmin that their GPS sets are nothing more than terrorist tools....

2 comments:

  1. :::::head-desk:::::::::Render me unconscious, ok? I am beginning to think an overdose of this much stupid-paranoid batshit bit could be fatal.

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  2. Reminds me of the Soviet Union, where even natives of Moscow often got lost because street maps were classified as a military secret and prohibited to ordinary citizens.

    Welcome to Soviet America, comrade!

    - Badtux the Sovok Penguin

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