Once Anheuser-Busch sells itself to the Belgians, at least we can then say it is Belgian beer that tastes like diluted piss (you have to wonder who got stuck doing that taste test).
Man finds a knife baked into his Subway sandwich, no allegation of injury, but he sues for $1 million. His lawyer thinks it "might be malicious." I don't know about where he got his sandwich, but in the Subway joints I've bought them, I've never had to hang around while they bake the fucking bread. Let's run this bit of litigation past the Bullshit Meter:
I thought as much.
I once found a staple in a key lime pie I was eating at a restaurant. You mean I missed out on my chance to grab a million bucks and add to the feral litigiousness of this country? I guess I did miss out when I walked up to the counter and said, "Hey, there was a staple in my pie. Can you get me another piece?"
ReplyDeleteWhat gets me is the lawyer claiming this was "malicious", suggesting that this Subway chain intentionally tried to harm his stupid "client". This slice of B.S. reminds of yet another slice of B.S.: Bride sues florist for $400,000. Also a New Yorker. Coincidence? Maybe not....