Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Missing Chimpanzee

A chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest after escaping his cage.

No, his name is not "Dubya" or "George." But kudos to you if that was your first thought.

3 comments:

  1. Silly. Bush isn't toilet trained.

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  2. It is an insult to simians everywhere to keep continually comparing Bush to an ape. He is not worthy to kiss the poo that I fling at him!

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  3. You're both right about that!

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