Saturday, June 28, 2008

Wanted! Dead or Alive!

WANTED FOR WAR CRIMES, CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, HOMICIDE, AIDING AND ABETTING SECTARIAN CLEANSING, and ORGANIZING FRAUDULENT ELECTIONS!


Name: George Walker Bush

Aliases Include: The Chimperor, Disgustus Maximus, Dubya, Dorquemada, The Decider, Der Monkey Fuhrer, The Tsar of the Baboons, The Moron-in-Chief

Citizenship: U.S.

This fugitive is a Caucasian male, 62 years old, 6' tall, gray hair and weighs approximately 200lbs.

He is protected at all times by a cadre of heavily-armed bodyguards who have sworn a blood-oath to give up their lives to protect him.

EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN ATTEMPTING TO ARREST THIS DANGEROUS CRIMINAL!

It is strongly recommended that any attempt to arrest him be carried out by the use of a large military force.


For further information, contact the International Criminal Court, Office of the Prosecutor, Post Office Box 19519, 2500 CM, The Hague, The Netherlands, Tel: 31 (0)70 515 8515

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