Sunday, April 27, 2008

Why Not Make Them Display a Bumpersticker Proclaiming That They Have a Small Penis?

It seems that in some circles, it is all the rage to have a set of ornamental metal bull testicles dangling from the ass end of one's truck. There are people in the Florida Legislature (Motto: "Nothing is Too Unimportant") who want to ban them.

It would seem logical that displaying a fake set of bovine balls on one's truck might well be a coded indication that the truck's driver is a little light in the sexual adequacy department. If you catch my drift.

3 comments:

  1. Because Florida obviously has no unsolved rapes or murders to concentrate on...

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  2. Personally, I like the little propeller you can stick into the receiver, they spin when ya go down the road.
    I have to put a bumper and hitch back on mine anyway, I will have to look for one.

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  3. LOL, but in a deep masculine voice

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