Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Sign This Guy Up for the Republican Party!

Ohio man arrested for having sex with a picnic table.

Yes, you read that correctly. He was fucking a piece of furniture. And he probably didn't take the poor table to a movie or buy it dinner before he fucked it.

3 comments:

  1. You fuck ONE picnic table. Just ONE...sheesh.

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  2. For sale: Picnic table, bare-assed-ly used, can do double duty as your fuck friend. Must sell (funds needed for minor legal problem). Make offer.

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  3. somehow i would bet this guy voted for BUsh

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