I could blog about what an
excreable job ABC News did this week in running the most trivialized debate this election cycle and why Charlie Gibson and George Stephanopoulos ought to be dragged out into the street and flogged. I could opine that giving national airtime to voters who are seriously considering basing their vote for a candidate based on whether or not he wears a flag pin on the lapel of his suit shows that this country is truly becoming a
confederacy of morons. Or I could write about how Michael Bloomberg thinks the
next president will at least be "an adult," which is nothing other than a backhanded slap at both the current president and those who voted for him.
But fuck all of that. I'm calling an early Caturday.
First up, my ass cat, Gracie. I refer to her that way because she can't or won't clean her ass, so about once a week, I have to take her into the shower and wash her ass. Which is a process she really hates, so you'd think she'd get a clue. For all of that, she's a loving cat.
Jake is taking in a bit of early morning sun. He seems to be wondering what sort of stupid human activity I happen to be up to. Click on the photo to embiggin and see his expression.
For a story about how a kitten can be of assistance while suffering from the stomach flu, go read
this. WARNING: That tale is not keyboard-safe.
Oh! We have an ass cat, too! But I'm too lazy to wash her butt so we just fight to keep her booty out of our faces. Naturally, she's the most loving of all our cats and just wants to be all up in our faces with that stinky ass of hers.
ReplyDeleteYour cats are beautiful.
Dcup, the thing is that she will get poop stains on the furniture if I don't keep up on it. I spread towels everywhere to prevent that, but she sometimes will push a towel aside.
ReplyDeleteI, too, needed an early Caturday. We had an asscat, too, a big silly Himalayan named "Chaka" for god-knows what reason. Now, however, we have an assdog, a Great Pyr named Jayne after a Serenity character. (He does not live in the house, a very good thing) The cat's ass WAS easier!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell your ass cat I said this, but maybe she's too fat to reach her ass?
ReplyDeleteI love the expression on the other cat's face! He's all like, "You human beings are sooo fucking pathetic. Bow down before me douchemonkeys."
Well, yes, she is a bit fat.
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