Would You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?
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It also works for fending off Ron Paul supporters, but there probably won't be as many of them.
I don't know about firing off a 12-gauge shotgun like a pistol as Milla Jovovich is doing; a 12-gauge pump is going to have a bit of recoil, especially in one of those no-stock wonders as shown above. I want a recoil pad in a 12-gauge pump (or a .30-06 bolt-action rifle), firing one one-handed like a pistol would seem to be a great way to accumulate stress fractures.
Yes, I know it's a movie. But there are no shortage of idiots out there who will try to do something they saw in a movie.
Which, of course, is one reason why we have the Darwin Awards.
I once fired off four boxes of shell through my 12 gauge pump. Not high power shells, mind you. Just normal 2 3/4" bird shot, practicing killing those elusive "skeet" thingies (what, you don't think I was hunting *real* birds, huh? That would make me an odd bird indeed!).
ReplyDeleteMan, my shoulder hurt the next day! Fire that damned thing one-handed? Yeah right. Bloody thing kicks like a freakin' mule if it ain't up against your shoulder, like, *tight*, and even then you *feel* it...
-- Badtux the Shotgun-wieldin' Penguin
Just found your blog.
ReplyDeleteAs a hetero male conservative (g), it's refreshing!
Yes, I have fired quite a few rounds from such a beastie as that. Not painful at all, but it loses it's fun factor after a while.
I agree.... a stock and a pad makes for more accurate shooting, and more enjoyment.
CarTeach0, I'm trying to think of a way to add a beer tap. :)
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