Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Moron-in-Chief; Calendar Edition

Remember that little bi you learned in elementary school about the months of the year: "30 days hath September?"

Well, it seems when they taught that one in Midland Elementary, Chimpy was busy masturbating in the bathroom:



I know it's not the newest clip around, but it's the first time I've seen it.

Bush also has a bit of a problem with the subtle intricacies of English grammar that are taught in school by, oh, third grade:

"There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world."

What a fucking moron. Even the White House refused to rewrite that particular turd.

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