Thursday, December 27, 2007

Thou Shalt Not Tease a Tiger

For if you do, the tiger may rip your lungs out.

There is an unconfirmed report that the three men who were mauled by a tiger were teasing her. Blood and one of their shoes were found inside the moat and there is circumstantial evidence that stuff was thrown at the tiger.

Note that the tiger ignored everyone else, she only went after the three men who were at the scene. That may add weight to the supposition that the three were teasing the tiger and she was not pleased with that.

Hard to blame the cops for this one, but if the report is confirmed, then the cops shot the innocent party.

And if the report is confirmed, we have a finalist for the 2007 Darwin Awards, as well as two "honorable mentions."

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