I'm usually the first coffee-drinker to show up at Ye Olde Salte Mine, so I get to make the first pot of coffee. I did this morning and when I went to draw a cup, I noticed there was no milk. I called a co-worker on her cell and asked her to stop off at the store and pick up a quart of half-and-half.
She did. She bought non-fat half-and-half.
Non-fat half-and-half has got to be the worst concept ever. The sole reason for half-and-half is to have something that has almost all of the tastiness of cream but a little less fat.
There is another term for non-fat half-and-half: Skim milk. I used the non-fat stuff and let me tell you, it is not just vile, it is fucking vile. Non-fat half-and-half is such a horrible concept that if George Bush ran a dairy farm, that's be what the cows produced.
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