Friday, July 22, 2022

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off to Jail You Go, Stevie

A US jury has found Donald Trump's former strategist Steve Bannon guilty on two counts of contempt of Congress.

Bannon, 68, was indicted last year over his refusal to co-operate with the congressional committee probing the events leading up to the Capitol riot.

The former White House chief strategist is said to have been an unofficial adviser to Mr Trump at the time of the insurrection on 6 January 2021.

He faces up to two years in jail and up to $200,000 (£167,000) in fines
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The cell doors can't slam shut on his ass soon enough.

3 comments:

  1. Borowitz: Bannon’s Lawyers Argue That Imprisoning Him Would Be Cruel and Unusual Punishment for Other Prisoners

    "Forcing prisoners to be imprisoned with Bannon would violate “not only the Constitution but the Geneva Conventions,” he added.

    More Bwitz:https://www.newyorker.com/contributors/andy-borowitz

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  2. He appeals, and appeals and appeals. Then When TFG's next coup works they name the second trump class aircraft carrier after him. The first will be the USS Ashley Babbit.

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  3. My only regret is that his crimes are not Capital Crimes and thereby worthy of the Death Penalty. Such a waste of air.
    w3ski

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