Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Winner of the "Longest Distance Traveled to Perpetrate a Crime" Award

Only he ended up being shot in the process.
GOOCHLAND, Va. (AP) — A New Zealand man who traveled to the U.S. home of a 14-year-old girl he had communicated with online was shot by the girl’s mother, a sheriff said Monday.

[New Zealand Asswipe], 25, was shot Friday after he allegedly smashed a glass door and tried to enter the home in Goochland, Virginia, said sheriff James Agnew.

The Goochland County sheriff said {Asswipe] bought a knife and duct tape after arriving in the U.S. The sheriff also said the girl’s mother saw a man trying to enter her home, warned him several times she had a gun, then fired after he broke the glass on the second door he tried to open.
Asswipe probably owes his life to getting shot with a .22. And he's going to get "consular assistance".

2 comments:

  1. Absolutely he gets consular assistance, as should all those stopped crossing the border. As a country of law, we must respect those, not trample them. We must not demand judges change rulings so we can jail children for longer, just because it plays well to your base.

    As for asswipe, just shows mental health is a problem in more than just the U.S.

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  2. Innocent until proven guilty. And if an American did the same thing in New Zealand, I would expect him to get our consular assistance.

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