Monday, October 12, 2015

The Line Between Satire and Reality Is Almost Nonexistent; Wall St. Ed.

Calling it a major breakthrough that will significantly expedite and streamline its daily operations, Wall Street financial firm Goldman Sachs revealed Thursday it has developed a new high-speed algorithm that is capable of performing more than 10,000 ethical violations per second.

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