The field of potential Republican presidential candidates in 2016 might have just gained one more name: Sen. Lindsey Graham.Just what we need, a frightened little man who has the vapors over almost everything. Graham comes across as one of the most fearful politicians that I have ever seen. Everything seems to scare the shit out of him. His preferred remedy for all maladies is surgical airstrikes.
Known for his hawkish foreign policy approach, the South Carolina Republican told the Weekly Standard in a story published Friday that he'll enter the race if he thinks he's the most competent messenger for a more aggressive foreign policy approach.
If Graham could figure out how to remedy traffic congestion and cure diseases with 500lb bombs, he'd be all over that. for it seems that's the only power that Graham things that the Federal government should have: The ability to wage war. Because for Miss Lindsey's nervous condition, explosives work better than Valium.
I would vote for a turtle on a fencepost before I cast a ballot for Lindsey Grahamnesty. I hope he runs just so I can vote against him.
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ReplyDeleteI haven't been by in a while, but when I read this post, I immediately thought of you. Enjoy (or whatever the appropriate emotion is from reading about the new Party of the Confederacy).
http://weeklysift.com/2014/08/11/not-a-tea-party-a-confederate-party/
We'd see unprecedented ballooning of the manpower and weapons of... the Secret Service.
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