Gun Control has already started at Bass Pro Shops Sporting Goods.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets at my local Bass Pro Shop, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
I still do not think I looked that bad.
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Tuesday, September 30, 2014
New Security Measures at Bass Pro Shops?
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ReplyDeleteThis must go to the repository of misunderstanding in which lives "Man to genie in sweet shop: 'Make me a malted.'"
Should the cashier be arrested for demanding an obscene performance?
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Crankily,
The New York Crank
Didn't know that was illegal in New York.
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