Tuesday, April 1, 2014

The Whitewash Daily News

Christie's own investigation of the Bridgegate scandal found that Christie did nothing wrong.

The FBI's internal investigation of the killing of Ibragim Todashev found that the unnammed FBI agent who killed him did nothing wrong.

Right. I bet both investigations were something like this exchange from Casablanca:
Captain Renault: By the way, last night you evinced an interest in Señor Ugarte.
Victor Laszlo: Yes.
Captain Renault: I believe you have a message for him?
Victor Laszlo: Nothing important, but may I speak to him now?
Major Heinrich Strasser: You would find the conversation a trifle one-sided. Señor Ugarte is dead.
Ilsa: Oh.
Captain Renault: I am making out the report now. We haven't quite decided yet whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape.
Nothing to see here, fellow proles. Move along. Move along.

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