Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A Novel Way of Meeting St. Peter

It probably would not surprise a regular reader of this blog to learn that I don't believe in the whole "St. Peter With the Book at the Pearly Gates" bit.

But I'd still love to eavesdrop on St. Peter's intake interview for this recent decedent, who offed himself by driving off a cliff while Twittering.

Heidi Montag's gonna have to find herself a new cutter...

(H/T)

5 comments:

  1. Dear Miss Fit:

    I'm pleased to see that the dog survived. Maybe there is justice in the world.

    Regards,

    Frank

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  2. Good for the dog. I wonder if he tried to twitter faster or gave up after he went airborne?

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  3. Malibu? Have you ever driven there? You're not safe looking at the fucking road, driving up there!

    But I absolutely love this bit of awesomeness from the story: "The dog... survived injuries to the head, eye and paw."

    I hope he bit the moron before he died.

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  4. A superficial twit dies of superficial twitter. Whoa!

    - Badtux the Snarking Penguin

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