MONTVILLE, NJ — Police say a pair of overzealous Willowbrook Mall security guards chased a carful of suspected shoplifters for six miles along Route 46, running at least one red light along the way, before both cars were stopped by Montville police.Mall owners don't like it when the mall cops do that. If there had been any kind of an accident along the way, everyone involved would have sued the pants off of the Willowbrook Mall.
But hey, this guy was so overzealous, you just know that there has to be a job waiting for him at the TSA in the Rectal Probing Division.
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