Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Words to Live By; Relationship Edition

Guys, take this one to heart:
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
This has been a public service message from Your Friendly Correspondent.

That is all.

2 comments:

  1. It is for this kind of shit that I have grown to love you...

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  2. I copied that and emailed it to the wife. I'm sure she'll appreciate it. :)

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