Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

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Friday, October 2, 2026

Between the facial drooping, the droziness, the mysterious box under his suit jacket and now what looks like leg braces:

One has to ask what is going on? Did he have a stroke that's being hidden like Woodrow Wilson's?

dinthebeast said...: As a stroke survivor who went to a rehab hospital full of (about 50) other stroke survivors, his symptoms do look kinda familiar... although I don't even have a snarky guess as to what that thing over his butt is.

-Doug in Sugar Pine; 10/03/2026 1:49 AM
dan gerene said...: Maybe they are urine leg bags just strapped a bit lower.
Or, like those migrants with calves as big as cantaloupes from carrying drugs it's his Adderall stash and Juniors stash too because he wanted to wear shorts this time. What a loving father.; 10/03/2026 4:36 AM
Ten Bears said...: I almost feel sorry for him. Almost feel sorry for Mitch, and all the other zombies. Propping up all the ninety-year-olds like they're doing has got to be elder-abuse. I've seen hints in the headlines he's not unaware of it ~ reports of plaintive wails "I just want to go home!"

Almost ...; 10/03/2026 6:07 AM
Jones, Jon Jones said...: "Some men only improve the world by leaving it." -- Oscar Wilde; 10/03/2026 4:11 PM
Brian Train said...: When I see the stooping pigeon-like posture, the bad gait, the obvious neurological and mental issues plus dementia I think tertiary syphilis, the late neurosyphilis stage that appears 10-30 years after infection. The little corkscrews are eating up his brain and spine....; 10/05/2026 3:35 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: That's as good an explanation as any.; 10/05/2026 5:29 PM