Saturday, March 21, 2026

Fly the Fiendish Skies, If You Can

Flights are being cut back:

United Airlines plans to cut less popular flights — including mid-week and overnights — until the fall, in response to surging fuel prices triggered by the war in Iran, CEO Scott Kirby said Friday in a company memo.

Jet fuel prices have “more than doubled in the last three weeks,” Kirby said. US jet fuel prices rose to $4.56 per gallon on Friday, up from $2.50 on February 27, before the war started, according to data from Argus Media. That could cost United an extra $11 billion this year alone — more than double what the company has earned during its best year, Kirby noted.

And when you go to the airport, you might get groped by a goon whose previous posting was clubbing brown people. That there are over twice as many TSA agents as ICE agents doesn't matter to Grampaw Pedo the Sundowner.

3 comments:

  1. The price of jet fuel rose sharply.
    Me, I'm staying home.

    Eck!

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  2. I'm still not unconvinced he's not a secret Democrat on a mission to discredit the Republican Party, a closet environmentalist out to destroy Big Oil World Order ...

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  3. I want to see those goons try to operate the sophisticated scanners. Also too, they routinely reject Real ID as fake. The lines will be epic.

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