Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, December 1, 2025

Good Thing That Acute Schadenfreude is not Fatal

Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.
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A recent profile of Ceballos, written by Roy Wenzl for The Wichita Eagle, revealed that the 54-year-old did not understand that as a Mexican immigrant, he was not eligible to vote in U.S. elections, which he has been doing since 1991. Ceballos also said he “probably” voted for [Kansas Attorney General Kris] Kobach and President Donald Trump multiple times, because he instinctively chooses the candidates with an “R” next to their name while voting.

"But, but, but I never thought that the face-eating leopards that I voted for would eat my face!!"

1 comment:

Ten Bears said...

Far be it from me to stand up for a repub but ... since 1991? Really? How is it that didn't get flagged sometime in the last thirty years? Someone turned a blind eye to this, until today

It doesn't pass the smell test ... smells like school-yard ...

(if you get a chance: I don't much go in for that sort of humor but I've a Bart Simpson clip up at my house that is ((( on-topic ))) )