Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Interesting; Gun Maintenance Edition.

AR-15 armorer's class- 3 days.

AK-47 armorer's class- 1 day.

Glock armorer's class (basic & advanced)- 3 days.

1911 armorer's class (basic, intermediate & advanced): Five days.

4 comments:

Mark Rossmore said...

Makarov armorer's class--The time it took me to type this. And by "this", I mean the period at the end of the sentence.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Heck, my 1911 Basic class was 1 day, Intermediate was 2, and Advanced is another 8.

And I am already contemplating taking all 3 classes, again, to be sure it 'takes'. But I am a bit of a slow head.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

And those are in Hatfields class. He doesn't do a 5 day advanced class anymore.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Well, he does, but that is when he does the class at a bonofide gunsmith school and not at his shop.