Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, March 4, 2011

Denying Honors to the Last Veteran of the Great War, or
John Boehner Could Not Be a More Hateful Piece of Shit If That Was His Goal in Life

John Boehner is denying Frank Buckles the honor of lying in state in the Capitol Rotunda.

The late Frank Buckles was the last surviving American veteran of the First World War.

Boehner is doing this because the two senators from West Virginia are Democrats. Not for any other reason. He has got to be, at the present moment, the most mean-spirited, dishonorable, petty-ass, small-minded, blackhearted douchebag to wield the Speaker's gavel in decades.

4 comments:

Gordon said...

You're being too kind to him. He gives blackhearted douchebags a bad name.

tom said...

but they LOVE the troops
and LOVE vets
surely you have been misinformed
I mean those vile Democrats will tell the most awfull truths about honest upstanding all amurikin Boehner???
seriously vile is not strong enough...The real problem is his voters will never hear about this
and if they did they would rationalize it by saying Dems are traitors ...

what a shit sandwich

Unknown said...

Well, I guess Boehner is just like Havemeryer in "Animal House": A "sneaky little shit."

Comrade Misfit said...

Except, unlike Neidermeyer, Boehner won't be shot in the back by his own troops.