Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, December 18, 2009

The Liar of the Year

Sarah Palin wins the dubious honor of being the liar of the year, for her whopper of a lie about the "death panels".

The silver and bronze medals for lying went to Glenn Beck and Orly Taitz.

4 comments:

montag said...

Do the presenters get to pin the medals on the winners, like the bouttoniere in the beer commercial?

Comrade Misfit said...

No, but it's a nice thought.

Cujo359 said...

What exotic branch of mathematics did you have to use to figure out who the winner was?

Comrade Misfit said...

The folks who determined what were the lies of the year did the wok. I just took it to the next step of awarding medals.