Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Giant Vampire Squid Now Sucks Even More!

If you thought that Goldman Sachs was a financial vampire that was happy to take part in destroying the world's economy as long as they got something out of the deal, then buckle your seat belt-- they have gotten far worse under ol' "God's Work" Blankfein.
Interviews with nearly 20 current and former Goldman partners paint a portrait of a bank driven by hard-charging traders like Mr. Blankfein, who wager vast sums in world markets in hopes of quick profits. Discreet bankers who give advice to corporate clients and help them raise capital — once a major source of earnings for Goldman — have been eclipsed, these people said.
It would seem to me that if even the people who were and are partners at Goldman Sachs say that the company has become even more venal and greedy than they once were, then things are very bad.

It also means that those bastards will cheerfully further the destruction of our nations economy by exporting tens of millions of jobs and doing everything they can to impoverish the middle class as long as the greedy spoogebuckets at Goldman make money at it.

1 comment:

Jazzbumpa said...

Sorry Misfit. I cannot stand idly by while you so scurrilously libel squid.

For shame!

Now, I must go hug one.

Cheers!
JzB the squid-hugging trombonist