Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, December 5, 2019

World's Oldest Toddler Leaves in a Huff

Remember when Trump claimed the world was laughing at the United States? Turned out that he was wrong; the world is laughing at him.


Note that one of the leaders taking part was Boris Johnson, the UK's mini-Trump.

It's not the first time.



Anyway, President Snowflake was not amused, so he canceled a press conference and left the NATO meeting early, because they were so mean to him! That's the behavior of an aggrieved toddler, not that of a serious adult.

It's just pitiful.

(I'd compare him to a whiny-ass tweener, but that would be insulting to tweeners.)

4 comments:

Brian Train said...

If they had mocked him in French (which apparently even BoJo can speak, in a sort of garbled way) no one would have noticed.
Oh well.

DTWND said...

Is it now going to be called Whaaaa-Force One? Just wondering.

Dale

Tod Germanica said...

It's not like it's the first time in his life the mean kids have said cutting things about him, ignored him or shrugged and turned their back on him. He is such a profoundly stupid and boring philistine that it must have happened constantly. A mean, petty, vile foolish man who can't understand why everyone does not love him as he loves himself. He feels so sad for himself and his hurt feelings. Wonder if he'll start cutting himself or huffing paint in his prepubescent misery. Good job, world leaders.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Check his NATO Q&A: https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-nato-secretary-general-stoltenberg-11-meeting-london-united-kingdom/

The Rocketman part is fun