Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

"We Doan Need No Ejjucatin"; South Carolina Ed.

Publix grocery in Charleston censored 'Summa Cum Laude' on graduation cake.

To be fair, the number of people who work at the local Publix who have graduated with honors from anywhere is probably a very small number.

12 comments:

JustMusing said...

I guess "Summa Come Laude" would have been better.

Nangleator said...

And yet they probably had no trouble celebrating Dick Trickle's career.

B said...

IF all else fails, Google is your friend if you think something is naughty.

No excuse for this at all.

Likely they'd have to Google Dick Trickle as well....That was a long time ago.
Cheap shot. Shows your character.

CenterPuke88 said...

Still looking for the cheap shot...

Funnier given the name, “Publix”. Not true Latin or such, but is kinda ironic.

doubledee said...

CP: cheap shot's in the header, but you don't wanna see it

B said...

Actually I was referring to the Dick Trickle comment, but there is some truth to the headline as well.

Dark Avenger said...

Are you mad because you didn’t have a cheap shot in return?

Comrade Misfit said...

People, people. Be kind to one another.

B said...

DA: Nope, not mad. Didn't think that there was a good reason for another cheap shot. But that didn't mean that the first one wasn't cheap and should not have been called out. It was pretty condescending, really.

Tossing cheap shots back is for kids. Calling them out is more productive.

Dark Avenger said...

I guess you don’t like race car drivers?

CenterPuke88 said...

Let’s see, NASCAR country, seems a reasonable comment to me about Mr. Trickle...

As for the headline, South Carolina was recently ranked last for education. Mainly a factor of truly terrible math and reading scores, seems like a reasonable comment too.

Dark Avenger said...

I guess being a “real Ammurican” includes being a ❄️ these days.